After helping out at the CT Northlight Leadership Camp today I went to visit my grandma and I realised my aunt had flown in from New Zealand and she is hilarious. I think I know why I'm like that sometimes. Or why my sis is like that too.
She was telling us about this 'gay' woman who was eyeing her and how she was a gay magnet cuz this nurse was like. Hitting on her. The nurse said," I'm sorry, but I have to say this, don't get angry." And she was like, "What." And the nurse was, "You're fat, but you're really pretty." And then she added, "Fat in the right places." and started looking her up and down, HAHAHA.
She was saying when she was younger she went overseas and had a glass of milk every night and she gained massive amounts of weight. My dad told her she should just put a cow in her room so that she could, you know. Then she said she was ahem on the wrong ahem.
I could literally LMAO.
When she was at work something screwed up but people were just lazing around and not helping so she asked them to help and they were like, "Do you need to rush off?" And she was like, "Unlike you I have a baby to breastfeed!" And her colleague (oh yeah it was one female) was like, "OH my gosh I didn't know you had a young child! How old is he/she?" And she was like, "Well he's 44!" And she got slapped. If you get it you are probably a beeet off-track.
And then she went on to tell her friends she paid $4000 for butt implants cuz my cousin, her daughter, was complaining that she inherited J Lo's butt from her and her friends were amazed and went, "What for? Are you serious? FOUR THOUSAND?" And she was like, "Yeah, it took 4000 dollars worth of food to get this."
Funny, but I still have that feeling of. Knowing. Like laughter is just a surface thing but what lies underneath is different. I mean, just in that moment.
But when I laugh in school or around some people (heeeeeh.), I mean it.
Oh and btw, yesterday's rock dinner was fun. Happy birthday, Cat!