This is what 3 projects (simultaneously!!) do to you :
Marcus says:
Welcome to the listerning comprehension test
Answer the below questions correctly and you get 1/2 mark
Answer the below questions incrrectly and you'll get a deduction of 5 marks
The total mark for this listening comprehension paper is 200 marks
A total of 400 questions.
Passage one
John: Mary, could I borrow your stapler?
Mary: No, you may not.
John: WHY?!
Mary: Because you're a *******
Question 1:
From the above passage, what gender do you think the girl is?
a. female
b. male
c. alien
d. I don't know
e. Not enough information to determine
Question 2:
From the above, why do you think John wanted to borrow Mary's stapler?
a. To commit suicide
b. To kill Mary
c. To discover a new element for the periodic table
d. Because he was dumb
e. To stapler his worksheet together
Passage 2
Bala: Hello stupid boys and girls, in case you do not know, all the answers for this listening comprehension test is A.
You dumb*****
Question 3:
Why did Bala say the above?
a. Because I hate all of you
b. Because his name is Marcus
c. Because he's dumb
d. Because he wants to learn Chemistry instead of this stupid ****** test
Question 4
Why did Bala say that all answers for this ****ing test is a?
a. Because I'm a ****ing celebrity you dumb****s
b. To determine the amount of Sodium Hydroxide required for a reaction
c. To kill all of you
d. It is to tell all of you that YOU DO NOT SUCK
Can you tell that he's incorporating the stupid Chem project here? HAHA awesome. I-Lin and I were having a separate conversation beginning with, "WTH IS MARCUS DOING?" Haha :D
Anyway, my one and only motivation to do these projects : NARUTO 173 IS OUT! HAH! When everyone's falling head over heels for Click 5 I shall be a nerd and watch Naruto. :D I LOVE NARUTO! Okay so yeah. :D
Yesterday's farewell as SO FUN! We got scammed by Timothy and Marcus and assaulted them in Breeks, and Mr Leonard was, "Is asaulting them really necesssary?" Hell yeah! Haha just kidding, maybe. But it was fun! I-Lin got her revenge, anyhow. Irwan's sort-of speech was touching and the exchanging of presents was so sweet. ;D
Okay I'll be off slogging my guts out for EDUCATION now! (-.-) Seeya later.
OH! Marcus has continued. How did I-Lin manage to endure it. Well.
Passage 3
John: Mrs. Ofrah, why do volcanoes erupt?
Ofrah: NEAGH TOO BAD LA!
John: Mam, what happens if a volcano erupts?
Ofrah: NEAGH TOO BAD LA!
John: Why are so ****ing ugly?
Ofrah: Because you are a ****ing ugly kid
Question 5:
Why did Ofrah say that "you're a ****ing ugly kid"?
a. To insult all of you indirectly through this ****ing test which I did not really want to set, so that all of you will not complain to your parents about my insults to you. By the way, all of you suck and so do your parents.
b. To show her anger
c. Because she does not like John
d. Because it is an experiment for her University essay thesis
Question 6:
Why is Na + HCl an exothermic reaction?
a. Because all of you ****ing kids are dumb****s who are children of whores and bastards you dumb idiots
b. Because your teacher said so
c. It is the overlapping of orbitals and the fusion of orbitals to form new compounds
d. Because I love you
Passage 4
I just wanted to say, that I got fed up with this test and I will stop the test right here. Have a NICE, sarcarsm, day
**** SILENCE*******
Thank you for doing this ****** listening comprehension test you dumb bastards